Avilay
A long hair, gay looking guy who looks like a girl and didn't know the character "buttercup" from the cartoon show "power puff girl", was a girl. As you can see, of you split the word apart (avi-lay) and play around with it, you can add an event to it, ex: Avi got laid, Avilayed eggs, etc.
That clingy thing you did, was so Avilay!