Minimavirtheophobia
The fear of a tiny religious man or pope.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: what's got your panties in a bunch dude?
Guy 1: LOOK!!
Tiny Religious man: IM GONNA TEACH YOU RELIGION!!
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy 2: WOAH MAN, HE'S GOT Minimavirtheophobia
Guy 2: what's got your panties in a bunch dude?
Guy 1: LOOK!!
Tiny Religious man: IM GONNA TEACH YOU RELIGION!!
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy 2: WOAH MAN, HE'S GOT Minimavirtheophobia