Mini-mirage
It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.
Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."