mini-schtink

A hyped up party that is made to look as if it were being held at the Playboy Mansion with 300 guests, a 5:1 girl to guy ratio, unlimited amounts of liquor & beer, a pool filled with supermodels and world renowned Djs spinning behind their decks, when in actuality it is a small sausage fest set inside someone's scummy garage, littered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.