MINKFUL

to describe someone as looking beyond sexy, hot, and banging combined,

The sound of someone beating the dog shit out of someone, especially with three punches

Very beautiful, wonderful, careful, loving, Cute, friendly person

if you find a woman called minke stay with her
(They are very rare)

adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.

a Minke is one of the sweetest people on the planet and RADIATES happiness. She for some reason can NEVER stop laughing, and it's contagious too :). Hang out with her for ten minutes and you'll have about ten inside jokes. Quite popular, and though she doesn't believe it she DEFINITELY gives off 'main character vibes'.

The sound effect when somebody gets rocked

People often think of Minke whale when one hears such name.

Minkes, similar to minke whales, are albeit not the most sociable creature, does have a sense of curiosity and is in nature very friendly. They value alone time but do appreciate spending quality time with a small group of people.

Furthermore, Minke whales is the second smallest in the Baleen whale category. Much like their namesake, Minkes tend tend to not enjoy attracting too much attention and prefer to flow through life peacefully and happily.

Hence, people generally uses Minke to describe people who are quietly at first but friendly once you start chatting with them; who has a sense of curiosity and flows through life happily.