Mintdick
1. when your accidentally use toothpaste instead of lube
Joe: yo why are you scratching your dick so much?
Bill: I was beatin my meat, then I ran outta lube and wasn't concentrating.
Joe: Did you get mintdick?
Bill: *Nods in shame*
Bill: I was beatin my meat, then I ran outta lube and wasn't concentrating.
Joe: Did you get mintdick?
Bill: *Nods in shame*