mint testing

The mint test is a common method that is used to determine the probability of a relationship between 2 members of the opposite gender progressing past the talking phase. The mint test typically involves 2-4 roles, the mint supplier, the mint admin, the mintee, and the wing-man/woman. The mint test MUST be done alone or in a private location such as a park and be thought out carefully. a common mint testing session can go one of 2 ways. A type-a mint test is one in which the mint administer does not pack a mint on them, and a mint supplier must be involved. A type-b mint test is one in which the mint administer is a "chad", and packs a mint on them at all times. Mint testing can be classified into another category containing a wing man. For example, a type-bw mint test is simply a type-b test that involves a wingman.

a type-aw mint test example:

hey man that girl is pretty cute, you should pull another mint test.
mint admin: hell yea, mint test! but... I don't think I brought any Altoids or tic-tacs.
mint supplier: it's all good, I have some spearmint gum in my laptop bag. I have to leave though.
wingman: hey man she's sitting on that bench, go mint test her, I'll be with you.
(they walk to the bench)
mintee: hey guys, what's up?
wingman: not much, I have to go. I'll leave you two to it.
mint admin: *sits down* here, want a mint?
mintee: sure!
mint admin: hey how about we go to my place?
mintee: ok!

(created by cmanbrine)

The mint test is administered immediately before trying to take a girl home. If you're not sure if a gal wants to get down, ask her if she'd like a mint. If she's into you she'll want to make sure her breath is fresh before anything happens. If she passes the mint test ask her back to your place. If not, get her number and good luck.

This all assumes that both parties haven't already started making out at the bar with nasty cigarette and booze breath.