Avivon
Avivon is the type of person who enjoys misspelling normal people's names whenever possible as payback from when his 2nd-grade crush wrote Aaron on his birthday card. Even if he claims he is indestructible, Avivon contracts acute meningitis every time he sees a pangolin.
"What a cute video of a pangolin wearing a top hat while juggling tidepods! Better not show Avivon!"