mirder
When someone tries to say "murder" but messes up the spelling resulting in said person looking like an idiot.
"IM GOING TO MIRDER YOU"
"Ha nice grammar lol"
"Ha nice grammar lol"
Mirder
Murder but fancy and not illegal
ALSO NOT REAL
ALSO NOT REAL
Nobody:
Cat: IMMA MIRDER YOU
Cat: IMMA MIRDER YOU