avocado dick
The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.
My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.
avocado dick
A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.
Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"
Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"
Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"
Avocado Dick
An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “