AvoGatto
An extremely overconfident short, fat and bald Italian American man that has fled from New York, abandoning his family and now lives in the South because of their extreme political views.
"YoOOoOO MAAAAA!! Have we heard anything on Danny since January 2020?"
"No!! He is breaking my heart!! The Gumba, at the corner Deli store believes he pulled an AvoGatto on us and left for Florida!!
"No!! He is breaking my heart!! The Gumba, at the corner Deli store believes he pulled an AvoGatto on us and left for Florida!!