misfortunate
Combination of misfortune and unfortunate.
"I broke my clavicle playing hockey"
"Misfortunate!"
"Misfortunate!"
misfortune
bad luck or an unlucky condition or event
Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet
misfortunation
Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.
I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.
Misfortune
Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless
He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.
Meno Misfortune
When an attractive woman reaches menopause
I really wanted her to have my babies. Such a meno misfortune
Little Misfortune
A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.
Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?
Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.
Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.
misfortune cookie
Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"