Misjudge
When things aren't always what it seems, wrongfully judged. Wrong assumptions.
Example 1
Hey, look at that girl with all those guy friends, she must be slutty?
No dude, total misjudge. She's a virgin.
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Example 2:
Oh, my, that one chick on myspace has a lot of guy friends with weird names, she must be having sexual relations with all of them? Omg, total misjudge!
Hey, look at that girl with all those guy friends, she must be slutty?
No dude, total misjudge. She's a virgin.
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Example 2:
Oh, my, that one chick on myspace has a lot of guy friends with weird names, she must be having sexual relations with all of them? Omg, total misjudge!
Misjudged Fart
A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.