Misquito
verb: While a girl is menstruating, a male uses a straw to inhale blood from the woman's cunt. This strange but very erotic sexual position has been known to cure polio. Misquitoing has also been refered to has vaginal vampiring.
The bitch was on her period and I was thirsty, so I decided to misquito her to rehidrate myself.
misquitoing
When someone eats out a girl on there period
"i found Henry misquitoing a girl he hooked up with last night"
misquito bites
Having very small breasts
How disappointing, she only has misquito bites
twitch of the misquito
A rare sexual disease among men with small penises. This disease causes men to jerk & jizz uncontrollably during sex, this is very unpleasureable. And EVERYONE hates the twitch of the misquito.
"Dawg, Did you hear about Dave? His woman left him because of his small wang & the "the twitch of the misquito".
Ball Misquito
When you scrunch up your testicles to your penis to make it look like a mosquitoes head
Hey Josh, have you ever made a ball misquito?
WiFi Misquito
Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.
James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito