Missile Dick
An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.
I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.
Missile Dick
One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.
These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.
These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.
Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.
dick missile
When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.
"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"
dick-missile
Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.
Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!
Dick missile
When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.
Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.
Dick Missile
America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.