mission impossible

Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.

He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.

mission impossible

when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"

Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?

Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.

mission impossible

awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.

did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

the mission impossible

When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.

Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?

Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

俚语	mission impossible
释义	mission impossible Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people. He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible. mission impossible when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible" Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight? Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man. mission impossible awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it. did you see mission impossible? yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet. mission impossible a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome. "man my mission impossible is really acting up today." "yeah i know, i saw the stains." Mission Impossible During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind. Employee: "What's all that rope for?" Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight." Employee: blankly stares Guy: starts humming the Mission Impossible theme the mission impossible When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise. Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible? Mission Impossible The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass. I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
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