Avrahami
Unlike all the other Avraham's, who feel the need to state things about their overtly large genitals, how well they might perform in bed, and their other facetious behaviors, an Avrahami is a true example of the divine. Descriptions like that could not even come close to describing his true power and sheer awesomeness.
He is a man to be envied by all. A man of many talents. Feats of both ingenuity, creativity, and physical prowess. His power and influence does not just come from his smooth disposition, influential wealth, riches, and spoils of war. And surely not just his powerful speech, with his penetrating eloquent golden tongue, but also from the inspiring aura that envelopes him.
Many a person might chance to find themselves gazing apon him in wonder and amazement. People gasp, and try and fathom a day in his place. All they wish for is to become such a man, but alas, it is impossible. For nay, he is no man, rather a God.
He is a man to be envied by all. A man of many talents. Feats of both ingenuity, creativity, and physical prowess. His power and influence does not just come from his smooth disposition, influential wealth, riches, and spoils of war. And surely not just his powerful speech, with his penetrating eloquent golden tongue, but also from the inspiring aura that envelopes him.
Many a person might chance to find themselves gazing apon him in wonder and amazement. People gasp, and try and fathom a day in his place. All they wish for is to become such a man, but alas, it is impossible. For nay, he is no man, rather a God.
Oh my, the splendor! Is that Avrahami gracing us with his presence?
The stunned audience was enraptured by Avrahami's piercing words.
The stunned audience was enraptured by Avrahami's piercing words.