mississippi monocle
this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"