Mississippi Rumbler
When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.
Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?
Dalen: No I haven't.
Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!
Dalen: Oh man!
Dalen: No I haven't.
Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!
Dalen: Oh man!