Miss Michigan
A term used by males to refer to a dateless night spent masturbating. See map of Michigan. Also see Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
I had a hot date with Miss Michigan last night.
miss michigan
The hand in which dude uses to crank-off.
I'm in love with miss michigan.
Dating Miss Michigan
To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.