Miss Mizzi
Chick with big mascara and a big ass. Known for uncontrollably running her mouth to people who either don't care, don't know her or wish they didn't know her, about things and people that that are irrelevant to anybody but her. Frighteningly dramatic. Easily impregnated almost monthly but too dumb to figure out how that little pill works and oh my! take it everyday?!
"TRICIA! How come Miss Mizzi came up to me in the restaurant and said you were crazy? And guess what else she told me in front of the world?" -Tricia's Mom, after the annoyance