mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

俚语	mistletoe session
释义	mistletoe session when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families. you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe. (singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet) him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear" her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
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