mistretta
a short faggot who thinks hes a badass
That kid is acting like a mistretta.
Mistretta Drunk
To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight
Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same