Mitchness
1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness
2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness
2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness
The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!
Mitched It!
A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.
Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!
Mitch
The male variant of Bitch
Stop being such a Mitch dude.
Mitching it
A term reserved for those who reject so many woment that bitching it no longer cuts it.
"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"
mitch
A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (According to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)
That dude is a mitch! He cries too much!
Mitched
When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.
Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?
Mitch
a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.
Dude, quit being such a Mitch.
Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking
Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking