Mitri
A nice guy with big balls who is always the funniest in a gang
Omg, I like his, ‘cause he is a mitri
Mitry
Slang for an Asian child prostitute. Comes about because typically a penis won't fit into the desired orifice, but they try anyway.
"Come on sweetheart, my cock won't fit in there."
"Me so horny, mitry mitry!"
"Me so horny, mitry mitry!"
Luke Mitri
One of the best kinds of people in the world. A Luke Mitri would be like a gentleman, always pushing away girls. Saying "I'm sorry that I pushed you away girl, but I always wanted you to come back girl." In general a ladies man, in spare time Luke Mitri is a very talented musician like John Lenon or Chairman Mao. He is a skilled fighter and boxing champion at the schomberg fair. Getting good grades in applied a role model to the whole student body. People want to be him, though Luke Mitri can be used as slang to the person who killed Biggie Luke usually carries a 50 cal. Berreta around getting bitches.
"I saw Luke Mitri today and jizzed buckets as DJ BLITZZZZ walked in after a scrap with edward."
Guy1: WOW you hear Luke Mitri's Music!
Guy2: Man it is BARF.
Guy3: I would if I could.
Guy1: MAN I wish I had what he had. I'm so underprivileged.
Guy1: WOW you hear Luke Mitri's Music!
Guy2: Man it is BARF.
Guy3: I would if I could.
Guy1: MAN I wish I had what he had. I'm so underprivileged.
Luke Mitri
Someone who fights anonymous people on Ask.fm after being verbally demolished to the point where responding will only end in constant bullying. Ask.fm being notorious for being a horrible site where kids get smashed by words every minute, A Luke Mitri would be like a John Rambo to all the battered and bruised users of Ask.fm. Like a John Rambo, he's tough but not smart usually replying with negative comments such as "Fag" or "Fatass" only provoking responses of many because he lashed out against a person for asking a question.
"I was browsing on ask.fm when I stumbled upon a page, a flame war was in mid sequence and in the middle was a Luke Mitri."
Guy1: Yo look at this guys Ask.fm Page
Guy2: What about it?
Guy1: Guy is pulling a Luke Mitri!
Guy2: So? He is getting demolished by all theses anons.
Guy1: Yo look at this guys Ask.fm Page
Guy2: What about it?
Guy1: Guy is pulling a Luke Mitri!
Guy2: So? He is getting demolished by all theses anons.
Mitrie
Mitrie is a an amazing friend. She is petite but has a big heart and is a very driver even though she doesn't have a driver license. Mitrie should keep her hands for herself when she is near a blender. She can be found at the bar when the bars will be opening again soon because she finally is old enough to be there.
"Gosh, you're such a Mitrie," she said and put bandaid around her finger