Mittagong
A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.
Woman: Where are you from, young man?
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.
Mittagong
Shithole, try Bowral
Person 1: Where do you live
Person 2: Mittagong
Person 1: Leaves the vicinity of Person 2 for safety reasons
Person 2: Mittagong
Person 1: Leaves the vicinity of Person 2 for safety reasons