Mixologist

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

Mixologist

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

Mixologist

A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.

Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail.

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

Fragrance Mixologist

Someone or blends or mixes two or more Pink Zebra Sprinkle fragrances to make a custom fragrance.

As a Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa Lynnette is always mixing or blending fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist.

Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

俚语	mixologist's
释义	Mixologist A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker. John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist. Sam: So you failed and became a bartender. Mixologist A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari Q: Should we get some negronis? A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up... mixologist a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice. Mixologist A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone. Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail. Fecal Mixologist See: shit stirrer That professor is a real fecal mixologist Fragrance Mixologist Someone or blends or mixes two or more Pink Zebra Sprinkle fragrances to make a custom fragrance. As a Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa Lynnette is always mixing or blending fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist. Trust me, I'm a mixologist. A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want. Customer: How do you know this drink will be good? bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.
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