MLIPW
MLIPW: My Life Is Piggy Whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.
Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!