mlpitb
"My Little Puddle in the Bed": When texted, an intimate erotic endearment, eclipsing the historic 'Ma Petite Chou-Fleur", (my little cauliflower,) and leaving the fabled Frenchman distinctly in second place
"Who's mlpitb?" he asked.
With trembling fingers, she barely replied "I'm ylpitb"
With trembling fingers, she barely replied "I'm ylpitb"