Mma guru

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.

A guy named Dan who does MMA(mixed martial arts) and Flexs at random periods in the day, acts like a mega douche, and Calls everyone a hater