MMCMM
my mom caught me masturbating
ME, oh yeah your a slut
MOM, hey put the lab top away
ME, oh shit
MOM, why is there cum all over the bed
ME, uhh thats spit
The next DAY
friend, hey did you see the new pornhub vid
me, yeah but MMCMM
friend, ahh shit that sucks
MOM, hey put the lab top away
ME, oh shit
MOM, why is there cum all over the bed
ME, uhh thats spit
The next DAY
friend, hey did you see the new pornhub vid
me, yeah but MMCMM
friend, ahh shit that sucks