Mobile Ad Syndrome
When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you