mobile slap
<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.
See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"
See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"
Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"
mobile slap daddy
Mobile Slap Daddy: a dude who drives around in his van beating off while he looks at hippie chicks and prostitutes.
Hippie chick: That white van has driven past us ten times. He keeps looking at me.
Prostitute: That's a Mobile Slap Daddy. Harmless. Soon as he gets off he'll go home.
Prostitute: That's a Mobile Slap Daddy. Harmless. Soon as he gets off he'll go home.