MobyDickulous
Ridiculousness of epic proportions.
The bullshit that spews out of your mouth is MobyDickulous.
MobyDickulous
Little bit bigger than Recockulous...
Omg! That pimple is Mobydickulous!
Mobydickulous
Something so bazaar or massively oversized that a giant sperm whale eating folks on dry land near your location would pale into insignificance and seem legit.
Dude, that turd is mobydickulous!