Modern Geezer
Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.
"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"
"Say what"?
"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"
"Say what"?
"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"