Moffa
An adjective that describes a person who is incredibly tiny
why didn't you hook up with that chick, are you a Moffa
dirty moffa
the act of shoving coffee beans down a woman's vagina and boning her vagina to crush the beans. thus making a delicious coffee.
person a: did that guy just pull of a dirty Moffa.
Moffa
A guy who is a neo nazi and has no friends. Very far right wing posh bloke who thinks he is the smartest but he’s actually very dumb. He also likes relief matrons and hates neo classical liberals. Likes to molest kids.
Moffa touched a relief matrons ass and went on to molest young kids.