moffited
Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.
I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.
moffit
heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.
It basically means 'I am off it!"
It basically means 'I am off it!"
I am proper Moffit...
moffit
To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.
Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.
Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.
That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.
Moffit
A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.
Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit
Moffit
Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"