Moffling
The act of masterbating in a public location.
Person 1: What is Jay doing over in the corner of the computer lab?
Person 2: Oh hes just moffling himself.
Person 2: Oh hes just moffling himself.
moffle
Moffling is the act of smelling a pair of underwear, only to find out that they have been used and therefore smell terrible. One who dives into his/her own underwear and discovers this smell is said to have been moffled.
Chuck: Oh god, those undies were like a week old.
Brad: Dude you totally moffled yourself.
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Pam: Are these undies good?
Rodney: Give 'em a sniff. Don't moffle yourself!
Brad: Dude you totally moffled yourself.
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Pam: Are these undies good?
Rodney: Give 'em a sniff. Don't moffle yourself!
Moffle Tank
A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.
Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.