Mohinderance
A compound of the words 'Mohinder' (directly refering to the character of Mohinder Suresh of the TV series 'Heroes')and hinderance (something which is a blatant obstacle. Can also be used as a verb.
Excuse me young man, but you are a constant "Mohinderance". Shut the fuck up.
Sir, this cunt is Mohindering me.
Sir, this cunt is Mohindering me.