Moinseur Ziff
A true example of the duplicity of man, who is half 'distinguished gentleman' and half 'raging ape'. Often a more primitive organism with a limited range of human emotions, who is only capable of being a stoic, aggressive or wholesome.
Person 1: "OMG, that guy just pooed into his hands and threw at my mother"
Person 2: "Yeah, but now he's helping her clean the poo up"
Person 1: "Wow, so duplicitous. He's such a Moinseur Ziff"
Person 2: "Yeah, but now he's helping her clean the poo up"
Person 1: "Wow, so duplicitous. He's such a Moinseur Ziff"