Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.

Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.

Moisten

Wet slightly

Let's moisten the hummus!

Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.

Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.

Moistenize

1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.

I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.

I will moistenize you!

moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.

Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?

moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

俚语	moistening
释义	Moistening The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts. Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier? Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening. Person 3: She can spoon me any day. Moisten Wet slightly Let's moisten the hummus! Moisteners Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet. Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc. Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich. Moistenize 1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person. 2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist. I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night. I will moistenize you! moistener A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener. Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes? moisten the lamb The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb chair moistener A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids. "Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
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