Moist Sandwich
The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....