Moisturebating

When a person is moisturizing with no premeditated intent for self pleasure, but then realizes they are naked, alone, and have a lubricant.

After a brisk walk my inner thigh was slightly chaffed so I grabbed the lotion and before I knew it I was Moisturebating.

Moisturebate

When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.

''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?''
''I mader her a moisturebate.''
''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''

俚语	moisturebating
释义	Moisturebating When a person is moisturizing with no premeditated intent for self pleasure, but then realizes they are naked, alone, and have a lubricant. After a brisk walk my inner thigh was slightly chaffed so I grabbed the lotion and before I knew it I was Moisturebating. Moisturebate When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love. ''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?'' ''I mader her a moisturebate.'' ''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''
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