Mojave
A very dry yet loose pussy in need of lots of lube. Once lubed you can easily fit your whole hand inside. She will just lay there though on her back and say "best get the lube". She will lay there missionary with her quick sand tits and slug nipples sinking into them whilst you slip inside now safe in the knowledge that you ain't gonna get a sandpaper rash.
Best get the lube out im like the mojave again down there. You'll need to excavate my slug like nipples from my quick sand tits too
Mojave
A desert in the southwest United States, in parts of Nevada, California, Arizona, and Utah
NCR Trooper: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Mojave
(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.
Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
Mojave
The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.
Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.
mojave
home of the rutan brothers and is rumored to be a portal to hell
wow the rutans live in mojave but there is a lot of evil around this town
mojave
Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.
Our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new Windows Mojave.
Patrolling the Mojave
The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.