moktam

A large Bhutanese man with balls made of mountain and with little hair on his head yet a luxurious beard that amazes all that come across it. Built like a brick shithouse and standing at a whopping 6,7 means he is not to be fucked with. He’s the only ever Bhutanese footballer with a long shot on him that has a 100% success rate. Don’t be fooled however he’s not perfect with a nob cheesier than a fondue and leaving school with a C in maths and a B in health and social care he has his obvious weaknesses. Recently he has however been found piping old men for around about ten pounds so watch down them dark alleys for a big scary strokey nonce.