Molasses daddy
A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.
Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?