Molding Hero
The main man. Usually works first shift and does nothing but sit at his desk. Always complains about working on his floors. Never comes in on time and bitches about how hard it is to get dressed and come to work. Also talks with a nasaly voice and is always in search of Coke.
"There he is again. Little bitch taking a nap at his desk making me do all the work. Thats why he's the Molding Hero."