Moldovan Special
When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.
Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."
Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"
Nick: "Profusely."
Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"
Nick: "Profusely."