molesté
A situational manipulation of a complicated & creepy nature. A Rube Goldbergian system designed to put the layman at an extreme disadvantage.
A scam whose totality is perceived incompletely by the "mark".
The cause of many heebeegeebees.
A scam whose totality is perceived incompletely by the "mark".
The cause of many heebeegeebees.
"I wanted to buy one of those foreclosed houses but there was too much molesté to get thru the deal."
A chess move that amplifies the impending damage to the opposing player. "That was some serious molesté right there."
The sense that your are in or near a trap. "There's way too much molesté down that dark alley, i'll take the long way."
A chess move that amplifies the impending damage to the opposing player. "That was some serious molesté right there."
The sense that your are in or near a trap. "There's way too much molesté down that dark alley, i'll take the long way."
Cadet Molesté
A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.
Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."