Moligator
A particularly inept manager who has beady eyes like a mole and tiny short arms like an alligator, which he flails about when conducting a meeting.
Hey, Jack! Today the Moligator asked me "Do you have that thing you're working on done yet?".
I asked him "What thing?" and he replied, "You know, that thing you're working on."
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"Yeah."
I asked him "What thing?" and he replied, "You know, that thing you're working on."
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"Yeah."